Mason Scott says "Sorry for Party Rocking"

Just so we're clear, I've bought a raffle ticket for nearly every available and attractive female on campus (sisters and family excluded) and put them in the drawing for a date with me. I know what you're all thinking: my how generous that Mason bloke is! But it's for the children, folks.


Also? You're welcome.

I'll take a splinched sister over a missing sister any day

I do hope we're all over this ridiculous kidnapping business. There's quidditch coming up, and that's much better than anything else I can imagine.

Can I just say that Scandinavia is every bit as cold as it was when I was up here last summer? Maybe even a touch more. Of course, I've found a few ways to keep warm while here. There was Karolina and Eira and Birgitta and Three countries down, two more to go.

Bess, you've got to come up and see the sunsets up here at some point. Everyone should see things up here at some point. Truly amazing.

( Bess )

Now what on Earth did I do to manage getting this bloody thing stuck in the rafters of the attic?

Brian...what the fuck did we do? And why did it take me this long to realize that this thing had gone missing?

In other news...heads are going to fucking roll. That's all.

We're going to pretend that I have already taken my Herbology general course. And that it's not still looming on my list of classes to take next semester. We're also going to pretend that the class will be devoid of ickle firsties.

Or, alternatively, I'll find someone who can stand in for me. Because really, who needs Herbology in the grand scheme of things? Plants are overrated. Except for barley and hops. And maybe potatoes and wheat.

( Application )